worse case scenario

Okay, I'm finally making a game. Yay!

Alright the object of the game is to basically write what you would do in a senario provided by the person above you. After you give your answer you will make a scenario for the next person. Simple enough? Yes? OK! Lets start!

You are trapped in a closet filled with gross pies, and the door is locked. With you, you have a credit card and a rope. Tyere is also a window up on the very top shelf, which is two yards high. What do you do? Btw, two bad guys are outside.

Get creative!

I use the credit card to pick the door. Then I shove the pies in their faces and tie them up with the rope. And I finally escape.

Your tied up and dangling over a snake pit. Ther is a wobbly ladder against the wall. A platform with a door is ten feet away from the ladder. You have a knife, a rusty chain, and a lighter. What do you do?

I would cut myself free, and hold onto the rope that I was hanging. I would throw one end of the chain to the ladder, and swing to the ladder. Then, I would rock the ladder to the platform, leaving the snakes, but would throw the lighter into the pit of snakes, and walk away with a big explosion like a badass.

Your trapped in a prison underground. You are chained to a collum, and the guards are about to light you on fire and burn you alive. You have with you: a file, a knife and can summon legions of bats to your aid. By you, there is a door, with a key right in the keyhole(stupid guards right?)

What do you do?

I summon the bats to distract the guards while I use the file to cut the chains. Then I slit thier throats and open the door. Then I fly away on my cloud of bats like a boss (with a fro jk).

Your at the top of a 235 story building. There are bad guys surrounding you, about to end your life. There is a bouncy house from a kid named Billl with 3 L's birthday party at the bottom. You have a smoke bomb, a poster board, and and c remote that will blow up the builing. What do you do?