Attack the person below you

The "Attack the person below you" Forum game!

The purpose of this game is to attack the person who posts below you with any random item. The catch? You dont know who it will be! Will PenMan be hit with a rubber chicken, or will Tsuji be zapped by an amazingly huge robot? The plot thickens! Only rules are:

-- You can not attack yourself. Thats called posting-a-lot-to-quickly-and-you-get-in-trouble-by-forum-moderators.

-- No extreme violence. Like the following (Warning: the next spoiler is not intended for younger audiences. Reader discreation is advised.)

Spoiler:

-- No killing anybody. That is basic forum rules, anyway.

-- No hyper-space warp drive accelerators. These are also aginst the rules, unless in dire situations.

-- Lemon.

Have Fun!

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Tsuji Throws a wet towel at the next poster.

Penman98 sicks his playful wolf at the next poster.

Tsuji takes control of PenMan's wolf and sicks it on the next poster.

Penman98 hugs it and makes the weak wolf faint...
He snorts and then pokes the next poster.

Tsuji dodges Penman's finger. He then goes and tosses some loose change at the next poster.

I stare confused..and do my death stare...

Skycleaver howls to the spirit world, breaking the death stare and summoning ghosts that confuse, terrify and possibly drive mad the next poster.

Penman shoots them with a laser and makes a very loud high-pitch noise in the next posters ear.

Tree pup pulls out a bazooca and shoots randomly hits the next posters head and liver

Penman uses his burning weightset to block the bomb andtakes out a sword.He cuts the next posters sleeve clean off.

Malamute sews his sleeve back up and throws a dlicious blueberry pie at the next poster.

Beat that!

Pen catches the pie in his mouth.He throws a period at the next poster

Malamute catches the. He stops in the middle of his sentence and pokes the next person.

Becomes hit w/ the bazooca, and falls to the floor. Lands with a loud fart stinking the next poster..

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you didn't read the 2nd page.

Pen catches the finger and takes out an ink cartridge. He wipes it on the finger and rubs it all over the next posters new rubber jacket.

Malamute takes his jacket, puts it in the laundry, and blows a dust speck at the next poster.

Penman chomps the dust speck, eating it, and then does the scariest thing on Earth: :D

Ganna wears a blindfold and is playing pinata. Because she had the blindfold, she didnt see the scariest thing! Ganna has the bat and she missed. the bat hits the next poster

Spottedfire gets hit with the bat and snaps it in two.She throws it in a cart sending it rolling down to the next poster.

pen hits the cart, sending him flying in the air.He stops time and messes up the next poster GPS that they need to get to Florida.

"Aww man" Ganna flys to Florida instead and the plane falls. Ganna uses her parachute and floats down. The plane hits the next poster.

Spottedfire saw a plane coming for her.Sheheld up a sign that said,'help' and got hit, flinging the sign at the next poster

the sign flew towards Ganna. She took out a paper cutter thingy. The paper went into shreds and the shreds go to the next poster and give them a paper cut

Pen started to cry."I WISH MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB!" I screamed.The next poster gets a lamb.