The Corrupted Wish Game

Everyone around you goes insane except you and everyone tortures you for it

I wish for everything bad.in the world to happen to me (idk why)

(arnt we both just rays of sunshine today? lol)

all good stuff starts happening to you while everyone else one the planet begins to suffer and died most painful deaths.

I wish I waz a mermaid! YAY! :D :) :D

From now on every full moon you turn into a fish

I wish to be a vampire

a vampire drinks all your blood and forgets to turn you so you die (wahahaha!)

I wish I was a werelepord

You get no wish (MWAHAHAH!!!!!)

I wish to be in SPONGEBOB

you get to be spongebobs left shoe. you are in every episode!


I wish I was a white tiger

You become a pink panther

I wish for a motorcycle

I give you a tricycle

I wish for a million baloons

I give you a million popped balloons

I wish for an electric guitar (not bass)

you get bass. suck it up.

I wish for pickled phalanges in Dorito sauce (unexpected!)

You get normal phalanges (idk what that is)

I wish for chica the chicken (yush robot chicken)

(phalanges is the technical term for fingers and toes)

you get a chicken alright. a KFC chicken combo....

              that's burnt




I wish for endless pizza form pizza hut  (I'm hungry, can you tell? lol)

(Yup)
You get no pizza and you banned for life but homeless people feel bad for you so everyday they throw you scraps of their pizza

I wish for a pretty tree

you get the creepiest tree on earth with a angry poltergeist that scratches the branches on your bedroom window all night every night.


I wish for a grouchy old guy. (idk lol)

You get a sweet clingy old guy who's always happy and kisses you in your sleep. Eventually he murders you.

I wish for gum

you get a LARGE glob of gum that sticks you to the ceiling and you can never get down


I wish for a random jar of pickels

Oh, you get a jar of pickles alright. You are now stuck drowning in a large jar of pickle juice with large pickles that crush you

I WISH FOR A UNICORN!! (I can already see where this one is going XD)

you get a unicorn that hates you and is always trying to ram you with its horn unless you wear all the colors of the rainbow on your clothes every day because its obsessed with rainbows.

I wish for a million books

//I KNEW IT//
I give you a million pages ripped from a million books that are in a huge ball that crushes you

I wish for bad luck

I give you exactly what you wish for  you get the worst luck ever. you cant take 2 steps without misfortune raining down upon you! MWAHAHAHAHA!



I wish for a cuddly teddy bear ^_^

I give you a murderous teddy bear. Don't worry he's still cuddly, and he sings... like a doll like a creepy doll. HAVE FUN!

I wish for a mushroom. (for some reason.)

I give you a magic mushroom that's only power is to double every two minutes. first there is one, then there is two, then four, then eight, then sixteen.... before you know it, you are drowning in precious mushrooms!

I wish I had wings like Maleficent

I give you tiny bat wings, seriously from a bat.... glued onto your back......... yyyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh..........

I wish for a cupcake...... because, SUGAR, YOUR SWEET WOULD COME AND PUT ALL ON ME!!!!!

lolz good one

I give you a cupcake filled with worms and stink bugs. oh and I forgot to use sugar!

I wish for an xbox360 to pass the time